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Monday, February 28, 2005

Oscars blah blah blah fishcakes
Typically boring Oscars except with a few choice moments:

"Lesser" award nominees now line up on stage like cows going to slaughter.
Boo, no unbleeped swear words from Chris Rock. But there were finally some black people in the Oscar telecast! And he seemed to give a job to every SNL cast member that he worked with. (Yes, you, Adam Sandler)
Gisele shows up on Leonardo DiCaprio's arm, looking like less like a supermodel and more like a "butterface" (for those who don't know the reference: "She's got a body, but her face!" hee!)
Hilary Swank showed up in a backwards dress (oh, it was meant to look like that?)
Speaking of dresses, what was up with all the fishtails? You'd think Splash came out this year!
The Counting Crows guy is 1) getting fatter every minute, and 2) looking more like Sideshow Bob every minute.
Yay Prince!! Prince looked smooth-faced Prince-ly as usual, and botched all the nominated songs names!
Martin "Marty" Scorsese got robbed! He was better off before everyone started calling him "Marty"!

For much better coverage, the Television Without Pity creators covered it blow-by-blow. Enjoy!

posted by sheryl | 8:01 PM |

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