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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Gross

Avert your eyes! That hobbit is trying to make out with America's Sweetheart! And she's trying not to laugh!

Okay I have had enough of this "dating of convenience" already. Kyle and Leslie have a theory about the Katie Holmes / Scary old shortie (whoops I mean Tom Cruise) dating stories: Katie Holmes has insisted that she's "saving herself" for the right one. (Which means poor Chris Klein has nothing but a post-breakup DUI to remember their engagement by, but I digress.) My first reaction was, "wait, isn't Tom Cruise gay?" which makes it that much more convenient that he's dating a young starlet who doesn't want action. A win-win situation! Here's the equation:

(Holmes saving herself + Cruise gay-- not to be confused with gay cruise) X a few disgusting photo op kisses + 2 big movies coming soon= hello, easy publicity!

The Sun UK: Missionary Impossible
The Smoking Gun: Chris Klein's Mugshot
Defamer: Coverage of the whole icky fiasco

posted by sheryl | 1:48 AM |

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