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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Agassi through the years

In honor of Andre Agassi's impending retirement from tennis (and the frenzied coverage of America's 'living tennis legend') I thought it would be fitting to take a look at Agassi over the years.

Agassi gives the visual checklist to all his young fans for looking totally 80s:
1. Giant hair-sprayed mullet: check
2. BluBlocker sunglasses: check
3. Too-short acid wash jeans shorts: check
4. Spandex bright-colored bicycle shorts (worn under acid wash, of course): check

I think maybe the only thing missing are a layer of Jams bermuda shorts. Yeah, those were HOT.

I can't really say anything about this picture except for TRASHTASTIC!

Agassi's mullet gave Billy Ray's a run for its money.

Holy receding hairline! But at least he finally chopped off the "party in the back"...

....Andre then finally realized the "inconvenient truth" of his receding hairline and made the wise decision to go full-force baldy. With the mullet went the brash attitude, and Agassi finally became the 'zen' player he is today.

With wife Steffi (who, in contrast, has not changed at all over the years). We'll miss you Agassi, even if you did rock that mullet til it was good and dead. Don't worry though, we have fantastic Eurotrashy players like Rafael Nadal to take Andre's place in tennis' Bad Fashion Hall of Fame.

Links:
MSN Sports: Agassi Through The Years

posted by sheryl | 10:58 AM |

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