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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

ET in drag

There's something really creepy about Mary Kate-- doesn't she look familiar somehow?

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Yikes!

Is this Lindsay Lohan or Debbie Harry? Isn't Lindsay Lohan like 19?! No one should look like this at that age. That's some hard livin, girlfriend!

Woo hoo!

My eyes are burning!!

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Dave Chappelle: South Africa?!

So the rumors are still flying: Dave Chappelle in a mental institution in South Africa was the latest. So in this Time article, he sets the record straight: he's not in a mental institution, he just wussed out and ran away to South Africa... but not because he's crazy, just... because! Wha?

Time: Dave Speaks
Time: On the Beach With Dave Chappelle

Old report:
MSNBC: Report: Chappelle in mental health facility

Hey, I'm not loco!

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Chappelle continued

MSNBC/Newsweek takes on Dave Chappelle's "extended hiatus" mystery. Damn, the description of the pixie bit makes me miss the show even more.

Also, the in the NY Times, Chappelle's publicist denies that his client has a cocaine addiction. Now if that isn't true, didn't Chappelle learn anything from Rick James? "Cocaine is a helluva drug!"

MSNBC: Fears of a Clown
NY Times: Why Is Chappelle's Show at a Halt? Not Because of Drugs, an Aide Says

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Monday, May 09, 2005

Lego Nerd Line

Awesome-- You never thought something could be nerdier than lining up at the Chinese Theater for weeks on end to see Star Wars Episode III, but here it is! Making Lego renditions of the nerds lined up at the Chinese Theater for Episode III!

From liningup.net

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Is Chappelle loco?

Internet rumors are flying: Dave Chappelle has gone off the deep end, and that's why the anticipated third season of his show has been postponed over and over. How much would that suck? Let's hope the funny isn't being washed down a bong bowl somewhere...

Tyrone: a little to close to the truth?

Loosie.com: Season on the Brink
Defamer: 'Chappelle's Show': Things Not Looking So Good
MSN Entertainment: Report: Pressure Behind 'Chappelle' Delay

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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Wheels of Steel

Many months too late, I found this article featuring a picture of my little bro spinning! Excelente!

Go Jimmy, it's your birthday....

Journal-Sentinel Online: No RSVP Needed: Mantra Lounge

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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Gross

Avert your eyes! That hobbit is trying to make out with America's Sweetheart! And she's trying not to laugh!

Okay I have had enough of this "dating of convenience" already. Kyle and Leslie have a theory about the Katie Holmes / Scary old shortie (whoops I mean Tom Cruise) dating stories: Katie Holmes has insisted that she's "saving herself" for the right one. (Which means poor Chris Klein has nothing but a post-breakup DUI to remember their engagement by, but I digress.) My first reaction was, "wait, isn't Tom Cruise gay?" which makes it that much more convenient that he's dating a young starlet who doesn't want action. A win-win situation! Here's the equation:

(Holmes saving herself + Cruise gay-- not to be confused with gay cruise) X a few disgusting photo op kisses + 2 big movies coming soon= hello, easy publicity!

The Sun UK: Missionary Impossible
The Smoking Gun: Chris Klein's Mugshot
Defamer: Coverage of the whole icky fiasco

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